October 2008
39 posts
An Open Letter to the Red States, from the Blue
katiepalooza:
Dear Red States: We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New...
“Everything will be alright in the end. If its not alright its not the end.”
– (via Jessica Horniblow)
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First I was amazed, then annoyed but now… I’m scared. via (fraeulein_tessa)
Watchsoxiam:
Baby on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
this totally made my day, creepy…naaah.
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An e-mail from my sister
thegovernment:
We’re a positive and optimistic family.
Important Notice: DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS, AND THE RISING COST OF ELECTRICITY, GAS AND OIL, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE Sincerely, The Government
If I have to hear....
another word about politics and elections on a national level, someone is going to get a nice big gash in their forehead with a claw hammer for a couple of reasons: 1.) What happens politically on a national level usually doesn’t impact people living in urban areas of Detroit (e.g. people in Detroit who are in a position to execute laws governing the...
Watchyou are what you eat.
UK House of Lords to vote on 42-day detention
staticriot:
Amnesty International October 13, 2008
The House of Lords in the UK is expected to vote on Monday on proposals that would allow the period of pre-charge detention in terrorism cases to be extended.
The proposals, contained in the Counter-Terrorism Bill 2008, would allow a government minister to extend the maximum period of pre-charge detention from 28 days up to 42 days. As a...
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usually when you use … while writing you like to mean something or leave some things into the sphere of fantasy, you actually talk about the future. I don’t know about you, but lately i started feeling a really bad aura everywhere, people seem to be afraid, they are insecure, not optimistic, while some others are still leaving in their own world (or pretend to do so) so other people...
Global Warming My Ass
DEAR dude who controls the global warming up there. I’m writing to you regarding an observation of failure i noticed lately against you. Actually i would like to point out that your famous “Global warming” is the biggest bullshit i’ve been hearing during the last couple of years. I think you are one of the people who decided to global warm only the nice and already warm...
“If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you...”
– If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have… (via sangraal)
This is something I can get behind.
(via blakeley)
negronomics
Negronomics:
The process of using “African American” gesture, and/or business sense to turn a profit. In most cases using the art of hustling, or gambling to get currency.
Negro 1: I got a hot-hand in the dice game tonight, and I’m sho’ gon get me minez. Negro 2: Yeah! We ballin’ son Random guy 1: What is going on here? Negro 1: We playin’ a dice game, stick...
john mccain is your jalopy. →
(via hrrrthrrr)
The internet is shit.
http://www.internetisshit.org/
just got that from my friend lupo, thought it’s worth a share.
“Can’t we just all go out and say things are OK?”
– President Bush, to congressional leaders during bailout negotiations (via staticriot)
September 2008
10 posts
more data ≠ more engagement
soxiam:
i am sox and i approved this message for google/youtube engineers.
Briliant!